Televizyon tarihinin en iyi İngiliz komedi dizisi Coupling'den harika bir monolog. Bütün grup Steve ve Jane'in evlerine eşya almak için mağazadalar. Steve yine erkekliğin kitabını yazıyor ve koltuk parazitlerine karşı savaş açıyor:
Steve: You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs?(to shop assistants) Come on, you sell them. What are they for?
Shop Assistant: Well...you sit on them.
Steve: Ah! Ha ha ha! You see, that's where you're wrong! Nobody sits on them. Okay, watch this. Here's the cushion. I'm putting it on the sofa. Now watch me. I'm sitting down. And what do I do on my final approach? I - oh! - move the cushion! You see? It's not involved! It's not part of the whole sitting process. It just lies there. It's fat litter! It's a sofa parasite!
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